Spotless is an opinion. A number is a fact.

Your practice looks clean. Now see the number.

A free 30-minute ATP Environmental Verification Walkthrough. I swab your real high-touch surfaces, you watch the readings come up live, and you keep the numbers and the written summary, whether you ever hire us or not.

30 MinutesNo CostNo ObligationOwner-Led
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Erik replies within 1 business day. Usually the same afternoon.

ATP luminometer showing a live surface reading
Measuring·ATP Surface Test·High-Touch
142RLU
Fail · Over Limit
Book it

Get your numbers.

Tell me about your facility and I'll come measure it. Thirty minutes, no cost, no obligation, and the readings are yours to keep either way.

Every contract gives back

A portion of every contract supports Columbus organizations serving Franklin County children facing homelessness and poverty.

Prefer to talk first? Call (614) 758-SPAN or email erik@swiffandspan.com.

No cost · No obligation

Four fields. One free assessment.

Fill this in and Erik gets back to you within 1 business day to lock in a 30-minute window that suits your schedule. You keep every reading we take, even if you never hire us.

No-obligation guarantee. You keep every reading and the written summary whether or not you hire us. No contract, no follow-up sequence you didn't ask for.

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The problem nobody measures

You can't see clean. You can measure it.

100RLU

The pass line. A surface reading 100 RLU or below passes an ATP test.

25RLU

Our standard. We hold every surface to 25 RLU or lower, four times stricter than passing.

30MIN

One free assessment. We swab your highest-touch surfaces, you keep the readings.

A surface can look spotless

And still fail.

Visual inspection is the only check most cleaning programs ever get. It catches dust and streaks. It cannot detect the organic residue left on a door lever, a chair arm, a light switch or a device handle, the surfaces your patients touch first and your crew scopes last.

ATP bioluminescence measures that residue directly and returns a number in about fifteen seconds. Not an opinion about whether a room looks clean. A reading.

What the meter reports
OUR STD ≤25PASS ≤100FAIL 100+

A surface passes an ATP test at 100 RLU or below. Swiff & Span holds every surface we clean to 25 RLU or lower, four times stricter than a passing grade.

Swabbing a high-touch surface for ATP testing
What actually happens

Thirty minutes, four steps, zero pressure.

No slide deck and no sales pitch. We walk your space, we test it, and you keep what we find.

Step 01

We walk it together

You show me the space at your pace: traffic patterns, the rooms that worry you, how your current program is set up and where it strains.

Step 02

Live ATP readings

I swab the highest-touch surfaces with a handheld luminometer and read the RLU result out loud as it appears. You see every number I see.

Step 03

Room-by-room review

We go through what those readings mean for your facility type and which zones carry the real risk, not a generic checklist.

Step 04

You keep the numbers

You get the readings and a written summary. If you never call me again, the report is still yours. That is the entire offer.

Delivered after every visit

Three artifacts. Zero trust required.

Photos and logs prove someone showed up. An ATP reading proves the surface is actually clean. You get all three, in your inbox, before our van leaves the lot.

Artifact 01

Room-by-Room Checklist

What was cleaned, when, and by whom. Your facility's own SOP, checked off line by line.

Artifact 02

Photo-Timestamped Documentation

You see the work, not just a signature. Inspection-supportive records for every visit.

Artifact 03

ATP Readings

RLU scores on your high-touch surfaces, on the verification cadence you scope. A surface passes at 100 RLU or below. We hold ours to 25.

See the full measurement system →

Why practices switch

Franchises promise clean. We document it.

Four things that are different here, and every one of them is checkable.

01 · Consistent

Same team every visit

No rotating strangers cycling through your operatories. The same background-checked people, who learn your space and your standards.

02 · Accountable

Owner-led

I'm Erik. I own this company, I answer the phone, and I show up on site. Not a call center, not a franchise manager, not a rotating account rep.

03 · Flexible

Cancel anytime

After the initial commitment there's no penalty and no lock-in. If the work stops being worth it, you stop. That's the whole policy.

04 · Local

A Columbus mission

A portion of every contract supports Columbus youth programs fighting homelessness and poverty. Your cleaning budget does something else too.

The Founder's Deal

Lock your rate. Permanently.

Our founding clients get the deal nobody else will be offered again. Three months upfront, and your fourth month is free, but the part that matters is the second line.

  • 4th month completely free. Not half off, free.
  • Your rate locked forever. It never increases, however long you stay.
  • Every clean ATP-tested and photo-documented.
  • Cancel anytime after the initial three months, no penalty.
4th Month
Free
3 months upfront minimum
Rate Locked
Forever
No increase, ever

Limited to the first 10 contracts. When they’re filled, the Founder’s Deal closes for good.

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From the people who hired us

Real facilities. Real reviews.

"Nothing but 10's across the board for Erik & the team at Swiff and Span since we hired them for our office cleaning. Their attention to detail and reliability have been fantastic."

Jamie S. · Operations Director, Federal Research Data Center

"Super impressed by Swiff and Span. Their team is thorough, efficient, and always professional. Our clinic shines after every visit. We look forward to coming into the office the morning after they work their magic."

Alexa G. · Administrative Office Manager, Outpatient Medical Clinic

"Our office is pristine, our gym floor and equipment looks and smells brand new every time, and their team is always punctual and respectful. They really know their way around the wellness space."

Tracy D. · Pilates Studio Owner
Questions people ask first

Before you book.

Is this really free, or is it a sales visit in disguise?

It's free, and there's no obligation. You keep the readings and the written summary regardless. If your numbers come back clean, I'll tell you that and you won't hear a pitch, your current program is working.

How long does it actually take?

About thirty minutes on site. I work around your schedule, including before opening or after your last patient.

What is ATP testing, in plain terms?

A swab collects organic residue from a surface. A handheld luminometer measures it and returns a number in about fifteen seconds. Higher numbers mean more residue. It's the same category of check used in food safety and clinical environments.

Do you interrupt patient care?

No. Swabbing takes seconds per surface and nothing gets sprayed, moved or taken apart. Most practices schedule it during a gap or after hours.

What if my readings come back bad?

Then you've learned something useful for free, and you decide what to do about it. Plenty of programs fail on high-touch points while the visible surfaces look immaculate. That's usually a scope problem, not a staff problem.

Who actually shows up?

Me. Erik Kuusisto, the owner. Not a subcontractor and not a sales rep.

Book it

Get your numbers.

Tell me about your facility and I'll come measure it. Thirty minutes, no cost, no obligation, and the readings are yours to keep either way.

Every contract gives back

A portion of every contract supports Columbus organizations serving Franklin County children facing homelessness and poverty.

Prefer to talk first? Call (614) 758-SPAN or email erik@swiffandspan.com.

No cost · No obligation

Four fields. One free assessment.

Fill this in and Erik gets back to you within 1 business day to lock in a 30-minute window that suits your schedule. You keep every reading we take, even if you never hire us.

No-obligation guarantee. You keep every reading and the written summary whether or not you hire us. No contract, no follow-up sequence you didn't ask for.

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